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Friday Hypothetical #5 – Front-Page News

Another fun hypothetical situation from Chuck Klosterman’s Hypertheticals. Leave your comment below!

Defying all expectations, a group of Scottish marine biologists capture a live Loch Ness Monster. In almost an unbelievable coincidence, a bear hunter in the

Pacific Northwest shoots a Sasquatch in the thigh, thereby allowing zoologists to take the furry monster into captivity. These events happen on the same afternoon. That evening, the President of the United States announces that he may have thyroid cancer and will undergo a biopsy later that week and may need

You are the front-page editor of the New York Times: What do you run as the biggest story and why?

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